Big Black Clock 30ml Poppers Pronto

I have a confession to make: I originally bought this stuff as a prank.  I mean come one, the label reads “BIG BLACK CLOCK.”  That’s hilarious!

So the story goes like this:

A friend of mine was getting a divorce and she hadn’t had been the same for months.  She was always held up in her bedroom – looking like crap and smelling even worse.  Every time I came over to her house she was just lying there, letting the house and herself go. It was like she didn’t even have the will to clean, let alone live.

I told a group of friends about my concerns for her and they decided we would cheer her up with a gag gift.  We started looking around for different items that would make her laugh, help her out, or both.  We found what we were looking for when we came across Big Black Clock.

It not only had the best name for a product, but it was also a solvent cleaner.  We thought, “PERFECT” so we bought it for her.  It took a couple of days to get shipped to my house but as soon as it arrived I drove right to her place and presented it to her.

She looked at the label and started to chuckle.  Score! I told her that the Poppers Pronto reviews said she would get an amazingly deep clean with it.  I explained that she couldn’t use it unless she was serious about coming out of her room.  Bribery might be illegal, but it definitely works on friends.  She was so curious about what Big Black Clock was that she jumped right up and started getting dressed.

The next thing I hear from her is a story about how she opened up the bottle and was immediately taken by the pleasing aroma that started wafting through the air around her. She told me that she had never smelled anything like it.  She also gave me rundown, sparing none of the details, on how she cleaned with a friend the night before and had the time of her life.  Something about that aroma had her hooked because she started recommending the stuff to me.

I guess now she cleaned with Big Black Clock Poppers Pronto was delivering once or twice a week!  Whatever you gotta do to get by, right?  Heck, I might as well buy some for myself at this rate.  I haven’t experienced the freshness of a deep clean for quite some time.  The bottle was less than $20 too, so it’s not like I’m out a lot of money if it doesn’t work the same for me.

She did warn me though that the scent that comes out of the bottle is extremely strong.  She said the label advised that she only use it in a well ventilated area, so that right there is enough to pique my interest.  I could only imagine what she experienced that night, and I want a little piece of that for myself.  If I buy anything, it’s going to be Big Black Clock, that’s for sure.